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The Petfluencer Diaries

The stories behind the guides. Free to subscribe.

By the humans behind Nicole & Nora

The guides on this site are the how-to. The Petfluencer Diaries is the story behind them: what actually happened when we tried it, what went wrong, and what we would do again. Written by the human behind Nicole & Nora.

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New essays on growing a pet account and getting paid for it. Some have a members-only second half.

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Every essay so far

Oct 2026

I Had Free Followers and No Idea How to Charge

For a year I treated money like a switch. Post, post, post, then suddenly ask. Crickets. The essay is the ladder I wish I had climbed instead.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Turn Followers Into Paying Subscribers

Aug 2026

I Put My Dogs on Four UGC Platforms. One Pays Fastest.

This guide covers where to apply. The essay is what happened when I put my girls on four of them, and which one paid first.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: Best UGC Platforms for Pet Creators

Aug 2026

I Started Affiliate Income Way Too Late

The how-to is above. The essay is the confession, and what I would tell myself on day one.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: Pet Affiliate Marketing for Beginners

Aug 2026

I Run a Faceless Pet Page on Just Four Tools

The full tool list lives here. The essay is the short version: the four I actually run the page on.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: AI Tools for Pet Content Creators

Aug 2026

I Added Up What Pet Influencers Really Make

Ranges are useful. The essay is me doing the math out loud, calculator and mild panic included.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How Much Do Pet Influencers Make?

Jul 2026

I Made Every Pitch Mistake Before One Worked

The templates are above. The essay is every mistake I made before one of them worked, so you can skip a few.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Pitch Brands

Jul 2026

I DM'd 200 People at Midnight. Never Again.

Two hundred comments, one link, and a dinner that went cold while I pasted it by hand. The essay is why I automated it, and what I refuse to automate.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: Instagram Comment-to-DM Automation

Jul 2026

I Got Paid Before I Ever Hit 10k Followers

You do not need a big number to start. The essay is how the first money actually showed up.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Make Money as a Pet Influencer

Jul 2026

Nobody Told Me How to Become a Pet Influencer

This guide is the map. The essay is the walk, and what I wish someone had told me at the start.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Become a Pet Influencer

Jul 2026

A Brand Asked for My Pet Media Kit. I Had None.

Picture it: a brand in my inbox and absolutely nothing to send. The essay is how that went, and what brands actually read.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: Free Pet Media Kit Template

Jul 2026

Brands Scrolled Past My Page Over One Line

One line in my profile was quietly costing me deals. The essay is which one, and the fix.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Write a Pet Influencer Bio

Jul 2026

I Grew My Pet Account to ~80k the Slow Way

No hacks, no overnight miracle. The essay is the slow way, step by step.

Read the essay →  ·  The guide: How to Grow a Pet Account

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